Script for
The Jimmy

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The New York Health Club
[Jerry, Kramer and George are getting dressed]
George That guy was amazing, he could dunk and he was my height...What was his name again?
Jerry Jimmy
George Jimmy, right.
Jerry I dunno how you could forget . He kept reffering to himself in the third person: "Jimmy's under the boards. Jimmy's in the open. Jimmy makes the shot."
George Ah! your just mad 'cause we beat you.
Kramer Jerry it's my fault .I couldn't make a shot. These losses they stay with me. They [?] Jerry. Now this is going to plague me.[Puts on aftershave and cries out] OH! Mother!!!
[Jimmy walks in]
George HEY! JIMMY!!! ha ha ha........Great game.
Jimmy OH yeah.......Jimmy played pretty good.
George Hey you know, I felt we had like a synergy out there,you know, like we were really helping each other.
Kramer What d'you got there?
Jimmy These?
Kramer Yeah
Jimmy These are Jimmy's training shoes.
George Yeah,yeah yeah yeah! I've seen these.....they sorta ..they make your legs..stronger.
Jimmy Oh yeah! Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you [looks at G.]
Kramer They're Plyometric.
George Plyometric?
Kramer Yeah! They isolate the muscles. The muscle has to grow....or die.
George [to Jimmy] Wh...Where d'you get'em?
Jimmy Jimmy sells'em.
George You sell them?
Jimmy Oh yeah! But Jimmy's all out right now. Moving to Manhattan set Jimmy back a bit.
George Hey listen,let me give you my card. It's got my home number on it. I want to buy the first pair when the next shipment comes in.
Jimmy All right
George All right Jimmy Good talking to you.
Jimmy Jimmy'll see you around.
[Jimmy leaves.]
George What day is today?....Aw. ..Tuesday! Damn it. I shouldn't have worked out today. Mr Wilhem has called a big meeting and now I'm going to be sweating through the whole thing.
Jerry Why. You took a shower?
George Aahhrgh...it wouldn't take...... ten minutes from now, I'll be sweating all over again, I can feel it. I'm a human heat pump!
Kramer You should take cold showers.
George Cold showers? They're for psychotics.
Kramer Well I take 'em........They give me a Whooooosh.
George All right, I'll see you guys later.
Jerry Aw right.
Kramer So, you're heading home?
Jerry No...Got dental appointment.
Kramer Ah! what.. Tim Whatley?
Jerry Yeah!
Kramer Oh yeah.! I got a check up on Thursday.
Jerry Oh! How d'you like that?
Kramer You know.. You really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the dentist.
Jerry I think that's eat 24 hours before surgery.
Kramer Oh no, you got to eat before surgery, you need your strength.
[Kramer leaves. Jerry is speechless.]

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